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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! Diy, Humour, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Jokes For Kids, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Her, Funny Jokes To Tell, Funny Work Jokes, Jokes For Teens

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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Paige Elmore
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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Adrian Horn
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This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

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Sharon Balkan
Three brothers each marry a woman.   The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”   He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.   The second brother married... The One, Dashcam, Humour, Michigan, Get A Life, Funny Marriage Jokes, Wife Jokes, Married Life Quotes, Funny Relationship Jokes

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

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Mable Mckee-Jaworski