Funny news headlines

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Hilarious news is the best kind of news there is.

For any well-informed citizen, it's crucial to stay up-to-date on the news. But considering the endless amount of information we’re bombarded with daily, it’s impossible to keep tabs on every hilariously bizarre thing happening on our planet. Or is it? Well, let’s just say that the internet has proven time and again that wild and ridiculous headlines will never go unnoticed.

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How not to edit a publication.

Breaking news! There’s something strange happening in your area! We will report on it to the best of our abilities, but don’t be alarmed if there are a few typos we later have to correct. The important thing is that we will use crazy news headlines to grab your attention and go viral on Twitter. We will keep you updated on the story, but for now, that’s all. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

We say this advisedly: news headlines are a whole other world. Being defined by attention-grabbing pith and clever use of puns, sensational tabloids prove time and again that the news is anything but boring. Love or hate the yellow press, but wordsmiths know that scandal sells, so they conjure up outlandish headlines to help us keep tabs on every hilariously bizarre thing happening on our planet.

Shining a light on some of the crazy shit that happens in Florida.

Somewhere in the world (let’s be honest — usually Florida) hilariously bizarre things happen every day. So when some people say that the news is boring, we bet they probably never stumbled upon ridiculous, weird, and straight-up stupid stories that made it both to TV and print.