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Parenting Joke:  Mummy is embarrassed by her sons choice of words, so tells him this Humour, Ideas, Parents, Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Parenting Jokes, Parenting Humour, Adult Jokes, Parenting

So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells at the top of his voice, “I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!” Well, needless to say, the mother is mortified at her son’s language in front of her guests and...

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Harry Swinney