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I lemonsharks Follow My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn: Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined. Follow I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being "soft" or some crap like that. Follow My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT - iFunny
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If you hear weird noises In the night, I simply make weirder noises to assert I dominance. ERR what-if-dolphins-had-legs The monster in my closet: GRAWWWWHHSGAGHJOOIHOOOOWWWWG GOOOLLLYUUUUUUSSAAGHJJIIOO the monster: okay Jesus I'm sorry I taught my 5 yr old this and he now makes the weirdest noises when he walks through an unlit part of the house, then giggles <3 Midnight-spectrum-again Excellent advice - iFunny
If you hear weird noises In the night, I simply make weirder noises to assert I dominance. ERR what-if-dolphins-had-legs The monster in my closet: GRAWWWWHHSGAGHJOOIHOOOOWWWWG GOOOLLLYUUUUUUSSAAGHJJIIOO the monster: okay Jesus I'm sorry I taught my 5 yr old this and he now makes the weirdest noises when he walks through an unlit part of the house, then giggles <3 Midnight-spectrum-again Excellent advice - iFunny :)
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